Have you ever had an idea for the coolest class you would like to take? The funkiest class you could take? Here are the top 10 ideas for the craziest college classes ever (we tried to be more original than the generic Underwater Basketweaving). Don’t you wish your college would offer these, so you could have a break from the typical tests, papers, and projects?
How about Dorm Napology? The behavior of napping by dormies.
Comparative Studies in Couch Comfort
This class examines the techniques involved with studying the comfort level of various pieces of furniture. Students learn how to test furniture in various positions (sitting, lying down, feet propped up, etc.) and while performing various tasks (eating, watching TV, playing video games). They also test firsthand the relative feelings of restfulness after sleeping on various couches for differing lengths of time.
Txting 101
Lrn to txt rapidly and efficiently on devices ranging from phones with regular number pads to smartphones with full keyboards or touch screens. Learn texting jargon and acronyms and study the psychological effects of various emoticons.
Critical Eating
Learn to distinguish between varying brands and flavors of foods. Develop refined taste buds and acquire tastes for exotic delicacies.
Bankruptcy
Learn how to guide a business straight into bankruptcy. Learn about the insignificance of positive cash flow and how you can have fun in a business without worrying about finances. Discover the benefits of being under bankruptcy laws.
Basic Computer Skills: Windows 95
Learn how to use the world’s most advanced and simplest operating system to its fullest. Discover features established with this OS, such as plug-and-play functionality and the ability to right-click.
Laundry 101
Learn the basic skills necessary for a student entering college who always had his mom do laundry for him at home. Discern which colors wash best together, study various spin cycles, and compare detergents, bleaches, and fabric softeners.
Starship Mechanics
Learn about the mechanical and electronic systems of a ship built to fly far into outer space. Prepare for an internship traveling through the galaxy.
Cardboard Art
Design sculptures using only cardboard boxes and duct tape. Past students have built all kinds of creative art, including a giant duck, a statue of the college president, and a model of the Empire State Building.
Yellow Journalism
Learn to embellish and exaggerate news stories in a way that will pull in even the most skeptical of readers. If you can’t find a good story, learn to make up a believable one that’s even better than a real one.
Procrastination 101
Forget everything you’ve ever heard about time management. Learn how to procrastinate as much as possible and still meet deadlines without stressing out. Class will begin as soon as the teacher gets around to developing a syllabus and lecture.
If you’ve got additional classes you’d like to recommend our university’s records office, drop us a line by leaving a comment below. We love the laughs!
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Thanks, Tim, for contributing this brain blaster! Now I’m the one rollin’ off the couch ripping my sides apart!! Keep ‘em coming!
Sleep deprivation 101: How to compensate for lack of sleep due to over-partying without getting to bed any earlier.