Drum roll … Here’s our first top ten list. Want more? Leave a comment with a suggestion for the next college top ten list! Or, better yet, send us your original, creative (and off-the-wall) top ten college related list. Here’s the fine print: It’s got to be original, it can’t be on any other website, and I don’t have any dough to reimburse you with – except for shared laughs!
You know it’s time to find a new college when …
10. Your parents move to your college town so they can check up on you daily.
9. Your dad joins the college janitorial staff cleaning the dormitory bathrooms and your mom gets a job in the cafeteria creating and serving college casserole creations.
Hey, it's our first College Top 10 List!
8. Your dad shares the entire family history over the phone with your roommate who then smears your good reputation by posting it on Facebook.
7. You fell flat on your face on the auditorium stage in front of a mere couple thousand classmates.
6. You threw up in the cafeteria eating green bean casserole, and phone pictures of the “incident” have spread like wildfire all across campus.
5. You blew up the science lab after your chemical presentation on the environmental uses of C-4 went awry – and they’ve renamed the building ruins after you.
4. You accidentally accelerated instead of braking and drove your Toyota through the administration building’s front glass doors, seriously injuring the college’s largest donor who just happened to be standing there.
3. You pulled the world’s most incredible prank on your roommate with a vial of genuine, concentrated skunk spray, but it backfired, and now you’re out on the street, dormless.
2. In the championship basketball game you got distracted by the cute chic in the stands and, in the last 15 seconds of the game, you broke the tie by making a basket – but for the other team.
1. Your roommate saw your drivers license photo and texted a picture of it to every girl on your date list.
Got any more? Leave ‘em below in a comment. We plan to do more of these top 10 college lists, so if you have suggestions for some or would even like to contribute, please leave a comment below. Let’s see which top 10 list can make it to the top!
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ok – now I culdn’t stop laughing! if my parnts moved to my college, that wld be disastrous! i’d hav to defintly move somewhere else
You’d better believe it! I try to keep a comfortable distance from mine. Yep, they can visit me in college, but let’s not get cozy and live next door and work on campus.